meansoybean

I personally find it hard to smile in work situations where I need to seem like I give a shit. I think I come off as cold and unfeeling, which I am, but this is the persona I’ve built; the work me.

If ever I’m taken aside and told to smile more, I’d probably get this Happiness Hat by Lauren McCarthy. “The first in a series of Tools for Improved Social Inter-Acting,” it looks like a sure-fire way to go postal on your fellow office dwellers.